WELCOME TO THE LION SERUM COLLECTIVE
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By: Koti
Two possibilities exist as to how you came upon this website, and therefore this article.
The first is that one of the many elusive and anonymous members of the Lion Serum Collective(tm) linked you here with the intent of checking out something they wrote, or their repertoir of tacky old GIFs, or something equally banal and stupid. In this case, welcome, and, if you would allow us to advise you in the matter of personal relationships, seek out better company.
The second is that you came to this website thinking it would earnestly be about lions and how cool they are. Make no mistake, every member of the Lion Serum Collective(tm) has agreed that lions are wonderful animals, and has even signed a document making them legally obliged to speak positively about panthera leo on pain of death within the Russian Federation, the Republic of Belarus, and essentially the entirety of the former Soviet Bloc. However, this website does not pertain to lions being cool. We sincerely apologize for the confusion
In truth, LIONSARECOOL is a repository for various writings, which may pertain to a wide variety of topics and may be written by a wide variety of authors. These topics can include history, tech, religion, politics, and many others. The authors include all those recruited into the Lion Serum Collective(tm), willingly or by force.
As to what "lion serum" is, we leave that to your imagination.
